So, I have these things…

Sometimes, some really, really silly stuff is said in BA chat. I occasionally capture them, to look back on and giggle at later. But hey, I have this blog, so… I think I’ll share them here!

Warning – wall of Text crit time!

TJ Blogs Azeroth

Temerity Jane: I acually write about 95% of the wow blogs on the internet now
Temerity Jane: I keep the real bloggers in the basement
Aertimus: ha ha
Nibuca: TJ is the new Fararro.. only hotter and less attainable.
Llanion: She really does, it’s true (send help)Temerity Jane: Care to join them?
Temerity Jane: Punch and pie.
Llanion: *cough*don’tdrinkthepunch*hack cough*

Sleeve Lettuce (Following from last piece):

Nibuca: .. Is it sad.. that I got a salad for lunch.. and only at half.. and am now picking the candied nuts and apple bits out of said salad as dessert?
Temerity Jane: WHO LET YOU GET A SALAD IN THE BASEMENT?
Ratshag: does it have sleeve lettuce in it?
Ratshag: (TJ really hates sleeve lettuce)
Temerity Jane: Dont even act like sleeve lettuce has never happened to you
Nibuca: um.. unfamiliar with sleeve lettuce.. does it "hang down like sleeve of wizard"?
Nibuca: (veiled Borat reference FTW)
Temerity Jane: I don’t veil my borat reference in this house, I am always threatening to smack Phil with my wizard sleeve
Temerity Jane: anyway, no
Temerity Jane: sleeve lettuce is when you’re eating a sandwich
Temerity Jane: and wearing long sleeves
Nibuca: L. O. L.
Temerity Jane: and some lettuce falls out and falls in your sleeve
Llanion: I’ve… never heard of such a thing, honestly.
Temerity Jane: and gets way up there by the elbow
Temerity Jane: IT HAPPENS
Ratshag: AC gchat never was the same after you left TJ
Aertimus: you must eat a lot of lettuce 
Nibuca: .. then .. No.. this would rightly be termed "bosom lettuce"… the only lettuce dropped perched on bosom until retrieved
Faulsey: I’m not sure any chat would be the same after TJ leaves it o.O
Aertimus: now THAT I can believe
Temerity Jane: No, see, Nib, that’s tooooo common of an occurrance, so it has an over arching title
Temerity Jane: Boob Food
Temerity Jane: As in "When I stood up after dinner, all my boob food fell onto the floor"
Nibuca: or on men.. "moob Food"

Matron Hydra:

 

Faulsey: I sigh a little every time I see a Patron/Matron Warlock.
Ratshag: lol
Faulsey: You guys are meant to steal souls and eat babies! Not lead children around and give them candy and be all heroic!
Ratshag: "Home Alone" isn’t very heroic
TheStoppableForce: Nope
Faulsey: This is true.
Faulsey: But it’s hardly evil.
Ratshag: depends on where you hearth from
Faulsey: -ponders-
Faulsey: Heigan’s room? :3
TheStoppableForce: Possibly!
TheStoppableForce: I left mine hanging out with the Frost trainer in Acherus
TheStoppableForce: He’s a lich, maybe he liked kids in his former life, I dunno.
Hydra entered the room.
Ratshag: hey Hydra
Hydra: *wave* Hello
Faulsey: WhyhellotharrHydra
TheStoppableForce: hi Hy
Hydra: D-less. I am Matron Hydra. and it makes me giggle. I feel like handing out candy to lure children and push them into a furnace.
Hydra: like the one in UK
Ratshag: rofl
TheStoppableForce: … I like you, Hydra.
Faulsey: Well, that’s a devilish use of the Matron title… so I suppose these locks are actually very clever then
TheStoppableForce: <3

 

BRK’s Brain

 

Faulsey: BRK’s brain brings all the visitors to the blog -sings poorly-
Saresa: ‘damn right, it’s smarter than yours’?
Faulsey: Ooh, genius
LadyJess: LMAO
Saresa: ‘I will teach you, if you’re a huntard’?
Faulsey: Win.
Saresa: thus clearly proving MY brain only functions within 30min of getting out of bed any other time my response would be ‘uuuurrrrgh….’

Soufflé

 

Nibuca: you know.. a good souffle wiggles like the breast of a woman…
Faulsey: -jiggles-
Nibuca: (random things heard on airplanes)
Faulsey: Actually, I’m far to skinny to jiggly at all. :\
*I was jiggling with excitement before. I am a man, honest. Not testing breast jiggle.
Ratshag: which woman?
Ratshag: ’cause, there’s variation
Nibuca: mighty fine woman with eyecatching rack wearing low cut blouse.. picking a pencil up off the floor
Ratshag: and I’d hate to ruin the souffle
Ratshag: thankee
Nibuca: .. straight legged.. in high heels
Nibuca: and.. a mini skirt…
Nibuca: dang slippery pencil
Ratshag: what color skirt?
Nibuca: duh, red
Faulsey: So.
Nibuca: you know.. I really hope this mental image pokes you in the mental eye the next time you hear the word "souffle"
Ratshag: hee hee
Faulsey: A good souffle jiggles like the eyecatching rack displayed via a low cut blouse of a woman who is picking a pencil up off the floor in a straight legged position, wearing high heels and a red miniskirt?
Nibuca: indeed

Night Elf Eyebrows

 

trizophenie: you sure there’s no barber in darnassus?
Faulsey: There isn’t.
Faulsey: SW and IF are where they are.
Faulsey: Though given the length of Night Elf eyebrows, I’m not surprised there isn’t one there. 
Ratshag: elf eyebrows cannot be cut
Faulsey: Why? Are they the source of their power?  
Ratshag: they are made of the hardest material in the universe 
Ratshag: punch right through epic plate helmets
Faulsey: Those would make some epic rogue daggers…
TheStoppableForce: The difficulty comes in severing them from the elf’s face.
Boize: Or just lope off the head, and use it as a spiked mace?
Faulsey: easy.
Faulsey: Cut the entire eyebrow off – flesh included.
Ratshag: ooh, elf head on a stick!
Faulsey: The attatched flesh would serve as a comfortable grip!
Boize: True. You wouldn’t want to cut your hand while wielding the razor-sharp eyebrows of doom.

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