“I can fly!” and other short stories by Faulsey.
Tuesday, October 28th, 2008Whups, lots of ground to cover.
Firstly.
I can has 70?!?
YARR!
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Ok, I can’t ride Netherdrakes yet, obviously. That was a scripted one for a quest… But I can dream, damnit!
I’m currently riding this old mare:

She’s gorgeous, but she can’t fly particularly fast, but to be honest, I’m having to much fun doing -spacebar- PHWOOM! Wings snap out and we lift into the air! to care. I really like the noise when I take off. XD PHWOOM! That screeny was hell to take though, as setting my draw distance to max made me lag hellishly, so much I didn’t even know if it had taken.
Of course, there was lots done between levels 65 and 70, but it can be summed up rather quickly by these screenshots and statements.
Mana Tombs! (With Kaelling.)




Epic battles of DOOM! (With Yuanjia… we died so many times on the pre-req, but damnit, it was worth it for my Eyepatch! My… MAIL eyepatch. That can’t be comfortable.)

Grinding through Netherstorm and Shadowmoon Valley.

I hate those places. Both of them are very much a case of, you aggro one enemy, and next thing you know you’re OOM and out of combat, with 7 or 8 bodies spread out in a wide radius from you, with 30% health left and a dead pet. In Netherstorm, it was damn Ethereals and Demons. In Shadowmoon, I had the problem worst in some old Draenei ruins, where Broken, their Elekks and demons teamed up to beat Ella to death a few million times.
But in the end…
DING!
So… 70. Yarr. I’ve started doing Daily quests now, for no reason other than the easy gold to be had. Well, that and Skyguard Rep – I don’t particularly want a Nether Ray, but it’s a set of Dailys that will allow me to get an interesting mount as soon as I get my epic skill (depending on how fast I get the gold, actually
), instead of waiting ages with just a Gryphon to get my Nether Drake.
Of course, the first thing I did now that I am able to fly was fly around Outland, for this achievement:

Now, just need to do that on Azeroth… which will be so much more painful as I won’t be able to just jump over any mountain ranges that get in my way, ehehe.
Of course, what post would be complete without a mention of the most divisive world event in WoW’s history?
ZOMBIES!!!
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! BRAIIIIIIINS!
OM NOM NOM.
It was a love hate event, really. I liked the idea, and even participated in some attempted raid… back in the 10 minute infection days. After that, I was always too busy to join in, and now… it’s gone! Hah. For the couple of days I was 70 during the infection though, I had to get on my Gryphon ASAP as soon as I arrived in Shat, to avoid maruading players Retch!ing on me, or the zombies that had over-run the Lower City, which was quite fun, admittedly.
But I know many people didn’t like it, as it interfered too much with their boring questing and auctioning. YAWN. Of course, the way I saw the event as is: I can kill zombies any time I want. I can quest or auction anytime I want. I can’t BECOME a zombie anytime I want, and I’d regret it forever afterwards if I totally avoided that aspect of the world event. Anyone who DIDN’T have some fun as a zombie – infecting other players and NPCs, raiding cities… is quite frankly… a bore (or level 10 or lower and didn’t understand what the hell was going on XD). Even if just for 5 mins you joined in the fun, then you experienced that side of the event properly. If you just exploded every time you got infected… well… yawn.
The other aspect of the event that I’ve been able to do is the scourge attacks. I’ve managed to get enough runes for the Hand and Shoulder pieces, as well as a tabard, a banner and a horn… the last two just for fun. I also got the leg piece whilst collecting runes, and was most disappointed to see that it was, in fact, a skirt.

I’m a hunter. The stats are clearly geared towards Hunters. Hunters run in the wilds with animal companions. They need the mobility granted by normal trousers in order to evade enemies. Hunters can not afford to be tripping over skirts. And besides the sort of lore reason for not being a mail skirt, damnit it looks ridiculous. I really hope I replace them in Northrend ASAP. As it stands, I’ve kept my old pair for wearing when not fighting. In case you haven’t realised yet, I get part of my enjoyment from the game from nice looking pets and looking cool myself.
Skirts are not cool. I don’t want to wear it in town. Lmao.
In any case, those items are a nice upgrade to all my other pieces of gear. Probably not as good as high end raid loot, but why would I be doing high end raids?
One final note:
I am so incredibly sick and tired of {Playername Jenkins}. I actually laughed when I first saw the achievement. The fact that everyone and their grandmother has now made it their goal in life to get such a funny (and not totally old and boring by now.) achievement has made it totally stale. My Ambassador title may not be the hardest to get, but I’d certainly rate it harder than Jenkins, purely for grinding Gnome rep, and doesn’t look (in the words of Berrie) “tacky.” Plus, it makes you sound like an important person!
Ok, Ok, second final note: Yes, my UI in the later screenies is “whack” It got Bartender cause I needed more space on screen than the standard UI could provide. However, replacing all the Blizz bars with Bartender bars sort of makes things a bit… ski-wiff. When I can be bothered, I’m gonna slap my survival skills up the right hand side on a blizzard bar (so they don’t have to sit somewhat messily like they are now – opening a bag covers four or so buttons if the bar is on the side.), see how that goes.
I really like bartender, as I can bunch all my bars together at the bottom, making the rest of my screen nice and clean, and I’ve made myself two mini bars – One next to pet bar for my Pet Attack + Hunter’s Mark macro (that I use every other fight.), and my macro to cast Misdirection on my pet (good for tagging multiple enemies.), and a second just above my bag for my mounts. Also, cause I’ve moved the micro-menu, I have FINALLY begun to learn the hotkeys for my quest log and suchlike.
Unfortunately, it seems to have fucked up, and Bar1 suddenly linked itself to my 3-button mount bar. Gyah! The last thing I need is to try and mount up, only to find that I can’t cast Hunter’s Mark without a target! XD
Ok, Ok, Ok, Ok! THIRD final note!
I can has upgrades, yarr?
My graphics card is about six years old. Yup, oooold. It belonged to my dad beforehand, I believe (came from a hand-me-down computer
), and given it can at least run WoW fairly well, it must have been top of the line back then… But I am direly in need of some upgrades.
So, I decided to get myself a shiny new graphics card…
So new graphics card! Oooh, shiny!
I’m pretty good (compared to the technological layperson) at computer jargon, but damn all that crap on the card is confusing. However, it can apparently run Mass Effect, which is a rather pretty (in a sort of repetitive, Prothean Architecture all over the place sort of way) game, which is good enough for me.
But! My motherboard is SO OLD, that it doesn’t fit PCI-E cards, which are all the rage these days.
So new motherboard!
Oooh, shiny! (and expensive!)
But! Any decent graphics card needs more than my measly 230W power supply…
So new power supply! (400w… bare minimun recommended by card, but damnit I’m forking out enough money as it is, so I’ll take my £20 power supply, thankyousoverymuch.)
So that arrived the other day… Now, I really need to read specifications slightly better.
I unplug everything from my old MB, take it out, put the new one in, and begin to hook everything up to that… then I come to the RAM.
It didn’t fit.
Whutwhut? I check my RAM. Yup, DDR. I check the MB. Yup, DDR.
I check closer.
My RAM – DDR1. My MB – DDR2.
Ewps.
Now, I have no idea about the technical differences, but the physical difference?
About 1 millimetre.
So now I’m waiting on some new DDR2 RAM! Though I took the chance to go from 1GB of RAM to 2GB.
Hopefully all this expensive stuff will improve my computer enough to do three key things:
1. Improve WoW performance – The thing that irks me most is my draw distance. It’s so pathetic. I had it nearly at the minimum setting. Even if I can bring it up to the middle or two third of the way up, will be a nice improvement. Also, I can see MEGALAGOFDOOM when Wrath comes out, so anything that could decrease lag on my end would be nice.
2. Run Black and White 2… I’ve had the game lying around for ages, but never been able to run it, eheheh.
3. Run TF2 – Because if I don’t get TF2, my life is forfeit as Frazzle (RL + FFXI friend.) will beat me to death.
Yikes! Loooong post.



















































